Kangaroo Court is in Session

The Adelaide Aboriginals had a restless night after their 3rd home loss in a row. After RP, Gary Driscoll, grumbled about lack of playing time to manager, Alberto Duran, in front of reporters, the Adelaide Aboriginals held a closed door meeting.

From information leaked from the meeting, veteran teammate, Rayford Mathias, tried Driscoll for “high treason, conduct detrimental to the team, and some serious foot odor.”

The jury of teammates found the 24 year old guilty of all crimes and sentenced him to $100 and one day of charity work.

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